A long time ago, I used to live around the block from Bernstein's Kosher Chinese on Essex St. I never ate there on Christmas and never ate there on a Saturday night when the place was hoppin'.
Just to reassure our readers, this is all in jest, and the Chinese food we served was Kosher, coming from Veggie Heaven in Teaneck.
And with that, our best wishes on this New Year's Eve Shabbat! See you in 2011!